The Journey Of Us: Albert Einstein really was brilliant

Conversations with Kaya

Kaya: It's not fair that you get to sleep with someone! I'm the kid! I should be the one who gets to sleep with someone!! 6 years old

Kaya being super noisy, we ask her to quiet down and she says: But I want our neighbors to think we have a little pet monkey! 6 years old

Mommy: What should I get Bunny for Valentines Day?

Kaya: What doesn't he have? I KNOW! He doesn't have a horse!

Greg: Kaya, you can't date anyone unless they can beat me in an arm wrestle! Kaya: Awwwww man! I'm never gonna get to date!

Kaya: Even though I didn't know Bunny until I was 3, I think I got a lot of my height from him. 6 years old

I made french toast for breakfast and Kaya said: I wonder how they make Spanish toast!

Kaya: Mom, do you think it would be bad if pregnancy was contagious? 6 years old

Kaya: Ashy told me to tell you guys to try and have a baby soon and I was like.. Ashy!! You can't CHOOSE when you have a baby! Heavenly Father just puts one in your tummy and its a surprise!! 6 years old

Kaya: Mom, I think I'm an elf! Have you seen how pointy my ears are?? 5 years old

Kaya: Mom, you are a jokster! I guess that's where I get all my silliness from. You probably get all of your silliness from Grandma! 5 years old

Kaya: when I grow up can I be half kitty and half dragon?
Me: uhh.. Sure, honey.
Kaya: but I'll probably just be a human, huh?
Me: probably so.
Kaya: ahhhh, man!!!

Kaya: Mom, I wish I didn't have to tell you this, but I'm not really your child. 5 years old

Kaya: Mom, I love you more than I love my toys AND deviled eggs! 5 years old

Kaya: The sun is really bright today, I wonder why? (long pause) Maybe the aliens are having a dance party on the sun right now! 5 years old

Kaya: Every time I look at other Mom's I think hmm... which mom is prettier? And I always choose you mama! 5 years old

Kaya: I'm a little bit in love with this boy in my class at school.

Ayden: SICK!

Kaya: Of course you think it's sick, you're from Arizona.

5 years old

Kaya: Mom, I know what you are thinking right now... that I'm super cute! 5 years old

Kaya: Mom, I'm a hottie, huh? Cause I'm always so hot at night time!

Kaya: Today was the best day EVER, because I FINALLY got squirted with a water gun! 5 years old

Kaya: Mommies and daughters really are special, huh? 5 years old

Kaya: Mom, my new favorite color is Sparkly! 4 years old

Kaya: Nose boogies are weird but eye boogies are the weridest ever! 4 years old

Kaya: Mommy, do you love me?

Mommy: I love you so much!! Everything I do is for you! Everything!

Kaya: Going potty isnt for me and you said EVERYTHING! 4yrs old

Stella: Whats a re-partment?

Kaya: A repartment is houses on top of houses. 4 yrs old

Mommy: I think I want a Kaya bug for breakfast!

Kaya: But don't eat my hands cause there is finger polish on them and that would be gross to eat. (cause nothing else about that would be gross! haha) 3 yrs old

Kaya: AHHHH

Mommy: Kaya, don't scream

Kaya: But Ayden's a shark! 3 yrs old

Kaya: Mommy.. meet my kids (her dolls)

Mommy: Hi kids!

Kaya: NO! Mommy... you can't talk cause you're a Panda Bear!! 3 yrs old

Mommy: I'm going to a Ball Kaya! Like Cinderella!

Kaya: Are you going to find a Prince?

Mommy: I hope so!

Kaya: Will you find me a Prince, Mommy?

Mommy: You can't have a Prince until you are 25!

Kaya: Not a real Prince, Mama! Just a little Prince!! 3 yrs old

Mommy: I like Bert and Ernie

Kaya: yeah, they are on seasame street dot org, huh mom? 3yrs old

Stella coughed and Kaya said: 'Don't throw up hun, ok?'

3yrs old

Kaya: I think if we say 'bum-bum', Jesus will laugh because he will think its a funny joke! 3yrs old

Kaya: Stella you can be the baby and I will be the big mommy because I like the expensive shoes! 3yrs old

Kaya: Mommy, is it your birthday right now?

Me: Yep.. it's all day long!

Kaya: Then why aren't you at Chuck E. Cheese?? 3 yrs old

Me: Kaya, its time to go to bed...

Kaya: NO! Why do we have to go to bed AGAIN??? 2 yrs old

Kaya was 'doing' my hair, and when she finished, she said.... Mom, you don't look like a dolphin! 2 yrs old

Kaya just spun her hula hoop in a circle and said:

"Mommy, you can do this when you're older. When you're two, like me." 2 yrs old

My sister in law Shawnie is pregnant and Kaya has been scared of her... I finally got it out of her why.... She said

"I dont want to sit by Shawnie, cause she eats babies!!" 3yrs old

After I put my sunglasses on Kaya said:

Mommy, you are a rockstar! 3 yrs old

Mommy: Kaya, I want to play with you!

Kaya: Mommy! I not a toy!! 2 yrs old

Kaya: Mommy, I am a really cool girl, huh? 2 yrs old

Kaya: Mommy, you hear that noise in our house?

Mommy: What noise, sweetie?

Kaya: Maybe its a kangaroo? 2 yrs old

Kaya: Tigers love Kaya, huh mommy?

Mommy: Yes Kaya, tigers do love you!

Kaya: Tigers say Rrrooooaaarr! 2 yrs old

*about 5 seconds later she drifted off to sleep

Mommy: Good morning, Kaya

Kaya: G'mornin, Mama

Mommy: Whose Mommy's baby

Kaya: I am

Mommy: Whose Mommy's princess

Kaya: I am

Mommy: Whose so cute

Kaya: I am

Mommy: Whose so funny

Kaya: Mommy's sooo funny

2yrs old

Kaya was singing in her very prettiest 2 year old voice "I love my Mom.... she is my God..." hahaha 2yrs old

Mommy: Are your eggs good honey?

Kaya: No Mommy, they not good... they delicious! 2 yrs old

Papa: Are you going to see your Dad today?

Kaya: Ya, and I'm gonna hug him (long and exaggerated) and hold him, and love him...... 2 years old

Kaya: Mommy.... I just want to kiss you all the time! 2 yrs old

Kaya: Where's my mommy?

Mimi: Mommy is on a big boat...

Kaya: I want to go on a big boat with my Mommy

Mimi: The big boat is just for Mommies

Kaya: For Mommies and little girls?

Mimi: No, Just for mommies....

Kaya: Not all little girls, just this little girl!! 2yrs old

Ashley: Kaya that is a pretty picture that you drew

Kaya: Ya, I have been a good drawer for a year or two! 2yrs old

Quotes and Lyrics

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, he became a butterfly.

"Therefore, how can you and I really expect to glide naively through life as if to say, 'Lord give me experience but
not grief, not sorrow, not pain, not opposition, not betrayal, and certainly not to be forsaken. Keep from me Lord all those experiences which made Thee what Thou art? Then, let me come and dwell with Thee and fully share Thy joy!'
Neal A Maxwell.

"If I really felt like my spirit was distorted, I should simply fix it, purge it, make it perfect, because there is no other task in our entire lives that would be more worthwhile."

- Carlos Castaneda

"Healing does not mean going back to the way things were before, but rather allowing what is now to move us closer to God"

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

-Plato

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Albert Einstein really was brilliant

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