7 intersting or weird facts about me

I have been tagged before but have never done this, Krista, you inspired me. Now the hard part: Are there 7 interesting/weird facts about me? Let's see:

1. I lived in 23 states before the age of 3 years old. My Dad owned a telephone book company, so he and my mom would move from city to city selling ads in the telephone book. We lived in hotels and motels the entire time. I never had a crib and slept with my parents every night. (no wonder I am so co-dependent!) This leads me to my second.....

2. Because we lived in hotels the entire time of my early early childhood. The only real friends I made where with the hotel staff. I loved it when the "cleaning girls" would come. I was fascinated with their big cart full of all sorts of exciting "treasures". They would let me help, and maybe give me an extra shampoo/conditioner for my work. (sad) For a long time, when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would say "a cleaning girl". Boy, have times changed!!!

3. I have always been prone to bad dreams. I will do whatever it takes to not watch a scary movie! Honestly, I can scare myself on my own with my wild thoughts in my head! Who needs to watch a scary movie and PURPOSELY scare themselves! I refuse to watch scary movies!!!!

4. I tell all of my deepest darkest secrets after midnight! I don't know what it is, but it's like the clocktower strickes 12 and I want to pour out my soul! Sometimes funny, but sometimes I wake up in the morning and think...."why in the world did I tell anyone that???" I have ALWAYS been like this....kind of crazy!

5. I am terrified of ducks! I don't know why, maybe because growing up we lived near a duck pond and one of the ducks chased my little brother and bit his fingers and wouldn't let go (wait, that might have been a goose)! Anyway, ducks and geese terrify me! When I lived in SLC, we lived across the street from another duck pond. I use to take Kaya there all the time. I would strap her into the stroller, grab some bread crumbs to feed the ducks and set out on our way. I would always were long pants and my good running shoes!! We would go and feed the ducks, but quickly, because once one knows you had food, they all start to get frantic and start swimming their crazy little selves closer to you, until usually I would end up throwing all of the bread in at once and me and Kaya would take off running until the ducks stopped following us! I am crazy, I know!

6. I am an esthetician, which I love!! It is a lot of fun, but it definantly takes a certain personality to do what I do! First of all, I have seen more female crotches in my life time than a porn addict! I am an expert brazillian bikini waxer, and honestly, if you've seen one, you've seen em all! Also, part of my job is to pick people's pimple's (extractions to say it nicely). One time, I had Karl Malone as a client. He wanted a facial just on top of his bald head. He didn't want any of the fancy stuff, just extractions. So yes, I have popped Karl Malones zits on his head! Some of my other famous clients.....Tara Reid (mega bi***), Paige Davis from trading spaces, Michelle Quan, during the Olympics, and John Tate from the Chicago Bears.

7. My one claim to fame is that my family was close personal friends with the singing group the "Jets" from the 80's. I loved them so much. They use to come and stay at our house when they were in town. I had a crush on all of the guy singers and I wanted to be all of the girl singers. You may remember a few of there songs...."I've got a crush on you", "You've got it all". Google the songs, I know you all know them! They were awesome!!!